upon arrival in copenhagen after my longer than expected stay in prague, i randomly hopped on a train across the oresund bridge (one of the longest in the world) and then up to gothenburg, sweden (pronounced – get this: yo-tee-boor-ee)! i learned that it is the home of volvo and unequivocally the friendliest city in sweden! i then continued to a nice little city in central sweden called orebro, where my friend barrett lives. barrett is amazing; he was the program assistant when i studied abroad in egypt (before which he had taught himself fluent arabic), after which he got married to a nice swedish lady and has since learned perfect, accent-free swedish.
we went to a house on a secluded lake for the weekend with a bunch of their friends who had names like hilda and johan and mats – it was rather enjoyable! there was an easter egg hunt, some really tasty food, and a late night bros only sauna session which of course had to involve dips in the one degree lake! they taught me a phrase in swedish which i used repeatedly; i was able to teach them one english word (they already knew all the rest). we also got to go to barrett’s church on easter morning which surprising was very similar to a typical church in small town north america, except that in sweden they do gourmet espresso in delicate china instead of folgers in styrofoam cups. we also got to go to some really friendly (physician) inlaw’s architecturally avant-garde home for lunch! all in all it was an immensely enjoyable and enlightening couple of days; thanks barrett!
i then took a train to stockholm for a few hours, where i browsed through about two dozen h&m stores (that’s where it started!) and sauntered along some picturesque waterfront walkways. then took another train south back to copenhagen. initially the plan was to also visit my friend karin who lived in the south of sweden, but she decided to move back to america at the last minute. karin, you’ll be pleased to know that i still had a good time! my new friends from northern sweden made sure that i understood that people from southern sweden are unintelligible to them, and that the southerner’s habit of flying a flag that is a hybrid of the swedish and danish flags is kinda insulting to them. its strangely relieving to know that even scandinavians have divisions.
i got to spend a day in the bicycling capital of the world, copenhagen! after a lot of wandering, i chanced upon a famously overrated mermaid statue which was gifted to the city by the founder of the heineken company. just north is a more modern version with substantially larger breasts. just north of that is a “genetically modified” mermaid. it’ll be interesting to see what they’ll build just north of that!
i also went to a very unique community in copenhagen called christiania . the danes are known for being very straight-laced and obsessed with rules, so the “free town” of christiania developed as something of a cultural antidote to that. it is a car-free community of continually high, dread-locked hippies who live in slum-like dwellings on an island in the middle of copenhagen. some highlights: a place where you can leave your rancid tie-die t-shirt and take another one that someone else left, a horse farm run by children, their own flag, their own currency, barrels of burning stuff that you can huddle around for warmth, and replicas of buddhist temples. main street is known as the “green light district,” and there are just three rules: one – “have fun”; two- “no running – it causes panic”; and three – “no photos – selling hash is still illegal.” quite the place.
