filipino birfday baby!

lechon!
aaron’s birthday party
tacloban, philippines
my life will never be the same again! one of the pediatrics residents in the hospital invited tim and i to her son aaron’s first birthday party! it was held on the top/tenth floor of the nicest hotel in tacloban. there were even signs outside indicating “this way to the best party ever!” inside the elevator was what seemed like a plastic robot, which was impressive. but then we realized he was a person painted like a robot, being paid to act and dance like a robot in the elevator! by about floor six on the ride up we could start hearing the bass pounding. upon reaching the top, we were greeted by a room filled with streamers, person-sized mickey mouse balloons, and memorabilia from aaron’s first year of life, along with dozens of rambunctious toddlers and children and their parents. the highest concentration of morbidly obese, spoiled kids i’ve ever seen – like maybe this is what they are doing every night is going to these parties. they’re definitely not walking the streets of the tacloban i thought i knew. aaron was dressed in a tuxedo, wearing a red bowtie, completely ambivalent to anything occurring around him.

the festivities began of course with a prayer, quickly followed and perfectly juxtaposed by two clowns gyrating sexually to “talk dirty to me,” which obviously had to be loud enough that they could hear it in manila. the clowns continued gettin’ down to a few more r&b songs themed around bootys; toddlers clearly in awe. then, some hired musicians came out to take it down a notch with some popular valentines-themed pop songs aimed more at the adults. parents could jump in kareoke style if they’d like. then, it was food time: a lavish buffet with three types of pork including the necessity at every filipino party: lechon – crispy-skinned spit-fired suckling piglet. waiters brought around soft drinks on gold-plated platters that were guzzled by the morbidly obese young partiers. a chortling metrosexual wearing a wizard’s hat and a suit who was clearly hired for his infectiously incessant machine-gun-style laugh took the stage for jokes, and to referee a bunch of games for the kids. also ones for the adults, including one for tim and i, who, as the visible minority “guests,” raced to drink large baby bottles full of grape soda while wearing bibs. they brought around cupcakes. there was a magic show that lasted for over an hour. it involved fire. they brought around more desserts. there was confetti falling from the ceiling. multiple types of chocolate things on sticks were coming from somewhere. kids were drinking sugared juice from special-produced bottles with aaron’s likeness on them, with an ingredient list that read “cute: 100%, precious: 100%”, etc. the round kids were helping themselves to more chunks of dripping fat off the roast pig. there was a game where the parents got to jump in a free for all to reach expensive toys that their children wanted that were hanging above them just out of reach. everyone got huge plastic 3-d mickey-mouse heads that were filled with candies.

aaron, your parents got a new mortgage for this party; sure hope you enjoyed it!

birthday party, tacloban

pediatric inpatient medicine – eastern visayas regional medical center


tacloban hospital colleagues

we spent half our time in tacloban at the regional tertiary care hospital – i spent the time in the pediatrics ward. interestingly, pediatrics in the philippines is the most challenging and draining rotation for medical students and residents, with malignantly harsh professors and the strictest of expectations. this is in sharp contrast to the general culture of pediatrics in the west. we had to sign in and out every day to make sure we were there for all of the required hours. the interns work 32 hour shifts every third day (q3 call) without any weekends or breaks, which is insane. we did these overnights sometimes but thankfully they didn’t make us do them every three days. then, in the morning, the young doctor’s verbal presentations were picked apart and absolutely destroyed by the attending physicians and director of the department, often with unveiled and unnecessary personal insults.

and this was one of the least sad things about the pediatrics ward. the place was grossly underesourced. not a single person used gloves the entire time i was there. there were often 10 or 20 patients and their families in a room, and privacy was nonexistent. when a patient died the family would be told and left to mourn in a room full of onlookers. while technically there is a government payment scheme that most in the area belong to since being struck by the typhoon, not much was covered. little things like caps for intravenous catheters or bigger things like certain drugs had to be purchased by the parents in the streets outside the hospital. in the pediatric intensive care unit when babies went into respiratory distress (which happened on a daily basis) they asked the parent if they could intubate, using the english term without any explanation of what that meant. sometimes the parent refused, nothing was done, and the baby promptly died. the parent almost certainly said no out of ignorance or misunderstanding. in the west, lifesaving interventions for children are done even if the parent does not give permission. in tacloban, even when the patient was intubated, there were sadly no ventilators. so the parent was expected to manually ventilate their child with a bag. no one from the hospital staff had the time to relieve the parent, and often there was no support to bring them food or water. so what would typically happen is that the parent would bag nonstop for 24 or 36 hours without food or water, and then give up, and the child would die. completely preventable deaths. and this happened almost every day. it is terrible.

one interesting program at the hospital was for rehabilitation of malnourished children. the program was funded by unicef. one mother brought in her infant who was obviously starving to death, and told us that she had been feeding him exclusively watered-down rice water since birth. the program pays for children like this to stay in the hospital until they are deemed rehabilitated enough to return home. the problem is, the issue will undoubtedly recur when the patient does go home. the family only earns one dollar or so a day and has 11 other children to feed. even the parents were subsisting off just rice. it’s a rough world when you don’t have resources. i suppose that is the moral of this story.

where running gets you fish slapped

tacloban, philippines

running in the philippines: lets just say it keeps you on your toes. while filipinos generally leave foreigners alone when you’re walking down the street, for some reason they enter a whole new mode of interest when they see a white man running down their street. one is suddenly peppered with questions including “whats your name?” “where are you going?” or “why are you running?” also, comments such as “you’re so handsome,” and the classic “f—k you” and “fight me.” for some reason some shout with the intention of startling you, even when you are two feet from them, usually “whoa,” “hey” or “uhhhhghh.” i don’t really know what to make of it. sometimes people will intentionally stand in your way. in terms of the ladies – some giggle, some wave, and many cover their faces like stefan on saturday night live. but most of the time one is met with just incredulous stares, as everyone completely stops whatever they were doing and watches you pass. virtually no one ever acted normally when i ran by.

even the drivers of cars and buses stare. one time, i was very slowly passed by a brand new beamer. you would think the driver of a new $50 000 car would probably be worldly and educated enough to know what a running caucasian looks like, right? well, all the black-tinted windows got rolled down. they turned around and slowly drove past me again, all staring as if i was the most exotic specimen they had ever seen. 200 meters down the road they turned around yet again for yet another pass. another time an oncoming bus pulled over in front of me, and stopped. bus driver was staring. it was right on the edge of the shoulder, and i thought he was going to start driving again, so i was forced to run through the tall reeds along the side of the road. well, turns out no one was getting on or off the bus – he had just stopped so he could have more time to stare at me running.

drivers in the philippines don’t know how to deal with runners either. i run opposite to traffic, and they hug the shoulder to the inch without budging, forcing me into the ditch on numerous occasions. i have no clue as to why they love being within an inch of the shoulder so much. some even swerve to hit. and they always honk.

my favorite responders are the kids. usually they get super happy, yelling “hi!,” and often running alongside for a few seconds, sometimes even for considerable distances. always good for a high-five. but even some encounters with kids are less than joyous. one boy about ten years old was carrying a bunch of fresh fish hanging from a metal hook. as i ran by, he abruptly slapped the dozen or so large, raw fish against my back! not cool! then he chased me for a good kilometer attempting to do it again. lets just say it was one of the fastest kilometers i’ve run recently.

there are many things i love about the philippines, but the human obstacles to running aren’t one of them. but at least its always warm!

spelunking in asia’s second largest cave!

spelunking, samar, philippines

our last weekend in tacloban we went spelunking! the langun-gobinob-lurodpun cave in samar is the second largest in asia! upon arriving at the meetup point, we realized that about ten of the local interns we had been working with over the last weeks were joining us, which was really special! to go into the cave, one needs a special permit. the office was closed, but one of the intern’s family members was the district boss of tourism, and gave us special permission. without the family connection it wouldn’t have been possible.

from the main road we hired some motorcycle drivers to take us up into the rainforested hills. we were stopped and checked at a checkpoint of the philippine army – a communist rebel group has used the cave as a base in the past so security is high. then we hiked for two hours to the entrance.

ride to the cave, samar

inside the cave quickly became pitch black. we stumbled over rugged, sharp rocks and crystals; blood was shed. stalactites and stalagmites were very impressive. often the ceiling of the cave was so high we could not see it with our flashlights. we went through some narrow passageways and across large muddy cesspools. eventually we made it as far as we could go without diving – an underground river connected the cave we were in to the rest of the cave system. one can spend a week down there without exploring it all. there were fascinating creatures like translucent crabs and massive insects running around. rumor has it there is a species of one-eyed “cyclops” fish living in the cave’s waterways. a completely mesmerizing subterranean world!

spelunking, samar
spelunking, samar
spelunking, samar
spelunking, samar

bohol on 2 wheels: tarsiers, mounds of chocolate, and suisliding

the “suislide” zipline, bohol, philippines

the three hour pumpboat ride from cebu arrived on panglao island just off the coast of bohol. panglao is a diver’s mecca and has some nice stretches of beach. i made my way into the capital and largest city on the island, tagbilaran, to find a place to stay and rent a scooter. the next morning i embarked on an adventure! is there any better feeling than setting out, on a scooter, to explore a foreign tropical island? first, i entered bohol’s rainforested interior and found a nature sanctuary that is home to some endangered tarsiers. these monkey-like creatures are the second-smallest mammals in the world, and have huge eyes that, in proportion to their bodies, are 150 times larger than human eyes. each of its eyes is substantially larger than the animal’s brain. they can also leap 15 feet despite their diminutive size (about half of size of your palm), and turn their heads a full 360 degrees. rumor has it the tarsier was the inspiration for the film e.t., which has since informed the popular conception of aliens. these animals have become exceedingly rare, and unfortunately are now found only on a couple islands in southeast asia, bohol being one of them. the sanctuary allows visitors to get a quick peek at the tarsiers in their natural habitat (sleeping, as they are nocturnal). some locals have captured tarsiers and display them in cages in the nearby town of loboc, but no tarsier has ever survived for more than a year in captivity, so it is probably best to avoid viewing them in cages.

tarsier, bohol

in 2013 the island of bohol experienced a devastating earthquake. it destroyed nearly every bridge, which are now being rebuilt. there are intriguing remains of a cathedral in the town of loboc, with only the front facade of the building standing in front of a jumble of overgrown debris.

remains of loboc cathedral status=post earthquake, loboc, bohol

i then scooted a bit further north to bohol’s famous chocolate hills. on a large plataeu of rice paddies in the center of the island there are dozens of large conical hills that seem to defy the laws of geology. legend suggests that two giants in antiquity had a disagreement and were throwing fistfulls of mud at each other, but the more logical explanation is that there were areas that eroded at different rates due to unique formations of limestone. you can climb the tallest of the mounds and look out over the spectacle.

chocolate hills, bohol

the entire afternoon remained, so i decided to try to find a rumored adventure theme park deep in the jungles of north bohol. it took a couple hours to get there, along mostly unpaved, rutty trails. i finally found the place in the middle of nowhere, after having not seen another vehicle on the roads in quite some time. the large facility was completely abandoned except for a few staff, who were pounding back beers. i decided that i needed to patronize their zipline called the “suislide.” this is a 1/2 kilometer long zipline, one of the longest in the philippines, that takes the rider high over a huge gorge with a raging river at the bottom. i lay stomach down and head-first on a piece of fabric that had a bunch of velcro on it, and they strapped me onto the line using (thankfully more than one) rusty carabiners, and pushed me off! it was super exhilarating! on the other side of the gorge you climb a bit up another mountain and take another zipline to get back! the road home to tagbilaran took a few hours longer than expected, all in the dark. filipino roads at night on a motorcycle were just as exhilarating as the rusty zipline!

from the “suislide” zipline, bohol
from the “suislide” zipline, bohol

the next day evening i took a fastcraft ferry back to cebu. the journey begins with a safety video, like you’re on an airplane. then, a televised prayer for safety, during which all the passengers subconsciously cross themselves. then, an inaudible, illegally downloaded feature film is played. then, back to tacloban for a couple weeks in the hospital.

tagbilaran, bohol

cebu city and swimming with flippin whale sharks!

malls of cebu

i decided to take a long weekend last weekend, and it was a good one! i hopped on a $30 flight from tacloban, and 45 minutes later was in cebu city. the city is the second largest in the philippines, and is on the island of cebu, right in the middle of the country. it is considered one of the philippine’s most culturally rich cities, hosting some famous festivals and is known as a mecca for having a good time. there are ferries from cebu to pretty much every corner of the philippines, making it a melting pot of the country’s various people groups. the island’s native population have their own language called cebuano, as well as an independent streak with some resentment at being under the hegmony of the big northern island of luzon.

i went downtown and explored santo nino church, the oldest church in the philippines. it has been destroyed numerous times by fire, but a mannequin of the baby jesus has survived each time; the object is deemed to be miraculous. close by is magellan’s cross, a cross believed to be carried by magellan in his exploration of the philippines. cebu is famous for being the place where magellan was killed, with a spear and poison dart compliments of a local king named lapu-lapu. lapu-lapu is considered a filipno hero for his resistance. there is also a nice little spanish-built fort called san pedro in downtown cebu, and two massive modern shopping malls that i spent some quality time perusing.

cebu
san pedro fort, cebu

at the southern tip of cebu island, 4 hours south of the city in a town called oslob, is a new tourist attraction that involves swimming in the sea with whale sharks! it is best to be there first thing in the morning. the experience starts with a preteen providing a memorized briefing in monotone and with a classic filipino flair for placing emphaaaasis on unexpected sylaaaaables, warning you not to get within 4 meters of the sharks and offering assurance that the operation is being constantly monitored by a marine biologist (which, of course, is not the case). then, you jump on a little rowboat with a few other tourists, and head about 50 meters offshore, where the boat guys are throwing plankton to the whale sharks, who come back to the area every morning for their breakfast! whale sharks are the largest fish in the world, measuring up to 40 feet in length. you jump out and snorkel with them, and it is truly awe-inspiring. you basically get as close as you wish, and can touch them and get swiped by their tails as they swim by. they feed by opening their mouth and sucking in hundreds of liters of water, which is then strained for plankton before being ejected from their gills. apparently at least once a day a tourist gets inadvertently sucked in to a whale shark mouth. they let you swim with them for 30 minutes, and i must say it was one of more exhilarating things i have ever done. after that and a long run along the coast, i was lucky enough to randomly chance upon a pumpboat which was heading straight across the sea to the island of bohol, my next destination!

oslob, cebu
pumpboat: cebu to bohol
oslob, cebu

mayorga

mayorga, philippines
i was assigned to another rural health unit for a week, this one in mayorga, two hours south of tacloban. the commute was a bit rough, squeezed into the back of a lurching hot, sweaty jeepney with 20 other commuters for four hours each day. the town is having a big push for “zero open defecation.” an obvious problem from a public health perspective is that people defecate in open areas when they don’t have anywhere else to go. so a big ngo brought in a bunch of toilets to install. now every house has a toilet, but without running water they aren’t as useful as they could be. the town actually employs inspectors who roam the villages looking for human excrement, and the villages lose out on funding if it is found. another cool public health initiative in the town are free regular zumba classes for everyone!

my commute each day brought me past the historical site of the leyte landing, which is where u.s. general macarthur first came ashore during the liberation of the philippines from the japanese at the end of world war two. the site is commemorated with bronze statues of the americans – wearing aviators – wading onto the beach. interestingly, tacloban was actually the capital of the philippines for a few short months at the end of the war, until manila was liberated.

we were invited a birthday party feast one afternoon in mayorga, one of many feasts thus far, which has been great. the hospitality is wonderful, but i’ve got to say that the food here is as unhealthy as you can imagine. filipinos eat white rice for every single meal. if they have the money, the addition will be pork; the fattier the better. at a more impressive meal, the rice will be supplemented with other empty carbohydrates, such as white wonder bread, chow mein noodles, rice cakes, and cooked cassava (for the uninitiated, similar to a baked potato except drier and with less flavor). the fatty pork will be supplemented with an alternatively flavored selection of fatty pork, fried chicken, and fried fish. absolutely never vegetables, which is disheartening. though the fruit is amazing, it is enjoyed by the average person as a rare delicacy maybe just a couple times per year. little wonder pretty much everyone here that is middle aged and older has rampant hypertension, diabetes and kidney failure.

mayorga

while on the topic of food, i will end with a couple of the few bright spots. one is halo-halo, literally “mixture.” it is shaved ice soaked in sugary milk, topped with various selections of jello, ice cream, pieces of fruit, red beans, yellow beans, taro jam, crème de leche flan, and corn flakes. another is belut, a 14 day old chicken or duck fetus that is still in the shell. the fetus is killed when the egg is boiled, and the belut tastes best immediately afterword, doused with vinegar. seriously, it is delicious!

halo-halo

tanauan: hardest hit

tanauan, philippines

i spent last week in the town of tanauan, about one hour south of tacloban. tanauan was the hardest hit area during typhoon haiyan, which occurred just over one year ago. a 20-foot storm surge, or sudden increase in sea level secondary to wind and profound changes in barometric pressure, swept over the town. it killed somewhere between 5% and 10% of the population. no one really knows how many people were killed, as there were many undocumented workers from other provinces who had moved there for informal work. the storm surge came in very quickly, moving one kilometer inland, demolishing everything in its path. the water moved back out to sea much more slowly, leaving rubble and dead bodies behind in the ditches. after a few days the dead bodies began decomposing and blew up like balloons. they were buried in numerous mass graves along the side of the road – many of the bodies never identified. some graves are marked with touching memorials; others are unmarked and will likely soon be forgotten. one mass grave is beneath the town square, which is now being revitalized as a basketball court. the town’s new official slogan is “every day is a better day in tanauan.”

typhoon damage, tanauan

i was assigned with the local interns, but their schedule was different this week than most. a massive medical mission was being held in the newly built civic center, led by a group of 40 volunteers from california. dr. gabriola, an internist at stanford, was in charge. five physicians from california and 15 from the philippines (as well as tim and i) saw 5000 patients over four days at no charge. most of the american volunteers were ethnically filipino, wanting to give back to the country of their youth.

though missions like this were clearly necessary following the typhoon, a critic could rip holes in the ethics of continuing to hold these types of events over a year later, when the local healthcare system is already back in full swing. we’re way past post-disaster medicine now; access to healthcare is now about the same as it was before the typhoon, and missions like this lack sustainability. critiques could include that a mission like this undercuts the livelihood of local healthcare professionals. but the interns enlightened me, telling me that the patients who attend these free missions are a completely different demographic than can afford to pay a physician. another critique is that many patients depend exclusively on these missions for issues they should be seeing a primary care physician for. for example, we saw numerous patients who experienced strokes, only to wait weeks for the next free medical mission to see a medical professional. of course, without the missions, some would see a doctor sooner, and some never would. undoubtedly, many of the patients were feigning “cough,” in an effort to procure free amoxicillin, believed here to be the ultimate cure for everything. and most of the legitimate medical concerns we saw were chronic in nature (hypertension, diabetes, etc), meaning that being seen by a different doctor every few months at a mission isn’t really doing any good.

dr. gabriola did actually have a very nuanced perspective on global health. she waxed poetically on the pros and cons of a major mission like this with tim and i, and it was quite inspiring. ultimately, in some contexts, perhaps such as this, the benefits of this type of mission may overshadow the drawbacks. but it should always be done as collaboratively as possible, and with the goal of strengthening the local system instead of competing with it. tim and i got name tags that said “dr” on them, more autonomy than we’ve ever had before, and tried not to give out too much amoxicillin.

tanauan pop-up clinic
tanauan pop-up clinic
tanauan pop-up clinic

the week ended with a good-bye party held by the town for the american volunteers, and we were invited. we traveled to the event hanging off the back of a jeepney; others were sitting on the roof of the speeding, swerving vehicle watching movies on their laptops. in what would appear to be filipino-american fashion, at the opulent event there were two full hours of speeches, followed by a presentation of a certificate to every single volunteer, all before dinner. the dinner was worth waiting for, though, as it included lechon, an entire suckling (hence fattier) pig cooked on a spit. then there was dancing, complete with dance instructors. i was unable to elicit who was paying for all this extravagance – the american volunteers or the town. it was unequivocally over the top for some people who volunteered for a few days. oh well, parties are always fun!

goodbye party, tanauan

on ordering seafood in tacloban

tacloban, philippines

ariella, tim and i walk into “savoury” seafood restaurant in downtown tacloban.

the menu is in english.

we ask what a word we don’t understand is, and the waitress responds with a very assertive “no.”

so we decide to order things we recognize – “shrimps with peas” and “crab meat.” the crab meat is by far the most expensive item on the menu, so it better be the real deal and not that fake, artificially pink rolled-up stuff, right?!

ten minutes later a different waitress comes out, looks at us, starts giggling, and runs back into the kitchen.

she comes back out after collecting herself, and states “out peas.”

no more peas? okay, “we’ll take the shrimp with cauliflower instead then.”

“out cauliflower” comes the response.

“do you have any vegetables?”

“out shrimps.”

“oh, you don’t have any shrimp.” it is all coming together.

we order some calamari instead.

20 minutes after the calamari arrives, i inquire as to whether the crab meat will be ready soon. the waitress says “of course sir” very authoritatively.

15 minutes later, the rest of our food having long ago been eaten, i ask again. this time the waitress offers no response and quickly runs into the kitchen.

i decide to go back into the kitchen to see for myself if they are actually cooking any crab meat. the cooks are sitting around smoking and drinking, and nothing is being cooked. i ask if there is any crab meat being prepared. a cook responds: “we don’t have any crab meat sir, only shrimp!”

we decide to head out; the crab meat (and shrimp) will need to be a different night we suppose.

as we are getting up, a waitress calls out “wait!”

she brings out a plain egg omelet.

“crab meat momsir” she says (mom is the respectful filipino way to address a female, and momsir is often used to address males and females collectively).

we sit back down and eat the omelet. it hits the spot but is definitely just a plain egg omelet; no hint of crab whatsoever.

while the cashier is ringing up the bill, i inquire “what happened to the crab meat?”

the cashier says “we just brought you the crab meat.”

“but i definitely didn’t taste any crab meat. it tasted more like just plain eggs” (which were also on the menu, by the way, for about 20% of the cost of the crab meat).

“that is crab meat here, sir” comes the reply, audibly confused by my queries. “what were you expecting?”

southern leyte: padre burgos

padre burgos, leyte, philippines

this weekend tim, ariella and i took a trip to the southern tip of our island of leyte, to an idyllic place called padre burgos. the trip involved a four hour van ride to a town called sogod, followed by 1.5 hours in a jeepney. we stayed at peter’s dive resort right on the ocean, and it was luxury, with hot water and food prepared on demand for cheap (fresh seafood of any variety and freshly cut mangos)! the place is famous for its diving; kinda wanna get padi certified now. sharing the hotel were a large group of voluntourists from all over the world who are rebuilding typhoon-destroyed homes in tacloban. we chatted considerably with an impressively side-burned elderly british retiree who spends his time diving the philippines with his considerably younger filipina wife, and a guy our age from switzerland who spends years at a time on epic round the world diving inspired trips, traveling to obscure destinations to see a specific species of fish. he dives with 40 kg of photography equipment.

on sunday we went on a boat trip to the reefs surrounding limasawa island, further to the south. the island was the first in the philippines to be found by magellan. we snorkeled around the reefs and it was quite impressive. a perfect way to spend a weekend!