our first adventure in saigon was being totally scammed with regard to the “luxury hotel” we had booked on the normally very reputable hotel booking site hotels.com. it had multiple great – in retrospect scammed – reviews. we showed up in the middle of the night, and after much confusion began to realize that it really wasn’t a hotel as advertised; rather a random private apartment in a huge apartment complex, operated by who-knows-who, but definitely someone who was difficult to get in touch with and did not speak english. after being turned away by the lobby staff we ultimately did find the key to the apartment in an abandoned mailbox after obtaining help to translate some text messages from vietnamese. the promised “buffet breakfast” ended up being cold take-out pho left outside the apartment door. it would have been fine if it were advertised as an airbnb and were half the price, but kind of disappointing when one is anticipating a nice hotel for a vacation. apparently these scams are really common. as soon as the booking site shuts down the account for fraud there are new “hotels” popping up with the same pictures. so beware!
east of quito: papallacta thermal springs
on my last day in quito, i decided i must indulge my love of natural hot water and go high into the andes 70 kilometers east of quito to the thermal spa town of papallacta. getting there via public transport turned out to be an ill-advised adventure. first, i took the public bus to a huge bus station in the far southern reaches of quito. quito stretches over 100 kilometers north to south, so this took a while. i then got on the infrequently-timed slow bus to papallacta, and the only explanation was that both the driver had never driven a bus before and everything other than first gear was broken, because we finally arrived in papallacta over 7 hours after i had set out. would not advise this route.
but when i finally arrived in papallacta it was magical! they are many outdoor spa pools with varying intensities of natural hot water, all with views of the surrounding hills, clothed in cool mist. there were ice-cold plunge pools sourced from the local stream and gatorade for sale. if i lived in ecuador i’d be there every weekend.
afterward, i had an amazing $6 meal of fresh trout, the town’s delicacy. perfect end to a great time in the amazing country of ecuador!
north of quito: mitad del mundo and pullapaya calderon
one day we went north from quito to check out the mitad del mundo, or the “center of the world.” the colonialists identified the latitude where they believed the equator was a few hundred years ago, and remarkably they were only about 100 meters off the mark. now, a stone ediface marks the spot and the place has turned into a veritable ecuadorian disney land, with rides and various other gimmicks. i actually really liked wandering around and seeing everyone having so much fun, even though it is not really on the equator.
the main reason we left town is so we could see some of the countryside and go for a hike, which we did at the pullapaya calderon. this is a large, 24 square-kilometer crater remnant of an old volcano, now filled with small farms. you can take a taxi to the upper edge, where a guy was playing flute music with a synthesizer to stoke us for the hike ahead. we hiked into the basin and had an empanada for lunch at the hostel at the bottom, before the very sweaty hike back up.
quito: new city
while the old city of quito has tremendous history, the action in quito happens in the new city – especially in la marsical around the plaza foch. we hung out around there and had some great ecuadorian cuisine at a restaurant called mama clarinda’s, and some gourmet hot chocolate at a very nice chocolate store.
quito is surrounded by the andes, and i took the world’s second-highest cable car called the teleferiqo to the top of a nearby mountain. at the top there was lots of great hiking (above the tree line), and amazing views over the 100 km north to south expanse that is quito. to get this view took a bit of a hike and then scaling an unmanned fire-tower.
i went to a very nice museum in the former home of ecuador’s most famous artist and perhaps most famous person, oswaldo guayasamin. the english tour of his home-turned-museum was led by local students and very informative. he also constructed a museum called the chapel of man beside his home.
quito has a burgeoning craft brew scene, so i checked out the abysmo brewery which was pretty good.
the coolest thing i did in quito was climb to the top of the massive national cathedral. the cathedral is the largest gothic cathedral in the western hemisphere and towers over quito. what is so cool about climbing to the top is how easy it would be to fall. you walk along a hanging bridge over the peak of the roof, then climb a very steep, slippery ladder to a tiny spire about 200 meters above quito. amazing!
quito: old city
ann and i were lucky enough to go to quito, ecuador for a long weekend this fall! quito is the highest capital city in the world; the two mile high city. it is a wonderful and fascinating place.
the pedestrianized old city is filled with churches from the colonial era, all of which are quite impressive. the most famous one is the compania de jesus, the outside of which is is a volcanic rock facade which has survived many earthquakes, and the inside of which is inlaid in copious amounts of gold.
on the main square sits the national cathedral which houses the tomb of sucre, the father of modern ecuador. one can climb to the domes on the roof of this church for $5. when i expressed that i wished to do this, the staff insisted that i wait for their only english-speaking guide, an ecuadorian conspicuously named “kevin.” 45 minutes later when he finally became available, he asked whether i wanted the version with the lights on or off. of course i said off, and we entered a black tunnel through a nondescript door in the side of the sanctuary, and climbed a few different ladders and passageways in complete darkness. definitely worth it. the views of the domes at the top were very cool.
also on the main square is the presidential palace, where the president often makes an appearance on the balcony on monday mornings. i went to see him but he didn’t appear that week. the current president of ecuador – lenin moreno – is an interesting guy: his father was a fan of the soviets and chose his first name; his mother preferred voltaire, but an error on his birth certificate left his middle name as “boltaire.” he was the prior vice president in the socialist administration of rafael correa, but since becoming president himself has actually pivoted toward increased economic freedom and liberalization. he is the only sitting head of state in a wheelchair, and has increased the government’s support for ecuador’s disabled population by fifty thousand times.
we stayed at a very nice hotel perched on a hill in the old city called casa de gardenia, with a large breakfast of fruit and bread.
overlooking the old city of quito is panecello hill, topped by a large statue of mary, made of tin. apparently the saying is that this is the only virgin in quito. nice views from the top.
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the friendliest country in europe: belarus!
the last stop on this trip to europe was a fascinating two days in minsk, belarus! i had always wanted to visit this last bastion of soviet isolation, but the visa situation had been prohibitive for most westerners until very recently. now visitors from the west can enter belarus basically restriction-free, so this is a great chance to go before all the tourists discover it!
belarus is controlled by an autocratic, iron-fisted former soviet general named alexander lukoshenko, and has been since the dissolution of the former ussr. it is unequivocally the least free country in europe, with basically no free press and omnipresent government surveillance. contrary to what one might expect in eastern europe, it also is home to the overall nicest people i have met anywhere! everyone i ran into wanted to talk and was genuinely friendly and happy i was in their country! belarus is also rapidly changing – overall it has the fastest shrinking population in europe, but the young people flock to minsk, which is thriving. they are starting tech companies and coding apps and creating a very cool, cosmopolitan vibe.
i stayed in the “hotel tourist,” a soviet-era hotel refurbished for a recent international hockey tournament. it was right beside a metro stop, which is a very nice metro, costing only 30 cents per ride. every city with a population of over 1 million in the ussr was given a metro. the hotel was also right beside a grocery store which was great – so i could frequently score some liquid yogurt which is a huge plus in this part of the world. downtown there is lenin square with a large statue of his likeness, and beneath the square is a shopping mall which is actually quite nice. in it there is a self-serve soviet-style cafeteria which is on point. the entire city is amazingly clean. and also very inexpensive. also downtown is a large lake with a commemorative island in it, with a statue built by the mothers of those who lost their lives in the soviet occupation of afghanistan.
i went to a sauna in the suburbs for a few hours, called frystile sauna, where there were multiple saunas and steamrooms of varying heat intensity. very nice place.
a surprisingly informative visit was to the strana mini museum, or the museum of miniatures, near downtown. this one room museum had about 25 miniature displays of belarus’ most famous sites, and a little audioguide to go with it. it was really well done. the place was staffed by college students eager to practice their english, which was fun too.
i also went to the huge patriotic museum of the great war, belarus’ commemoration of the soviet union’s sacrifices in world war two, which is a really big deal in belarus, because a full one third of its population was killed during the war. the museum was especially fascinating as an american – though the soviets and americans were fighting the same enemy, there was nary a mention of the allies in this vast museum. particularly interesting was a final room about all the proxy wars the soviet union and later russia have fought with the west.
gorky park, one of minsk’s largest, has a huge open air ferris wheel that i rode for about ten cents. definitely recommend! i also went to see the the national library, which is a rhombicuboctahedron and lit up at night. nearby i visited the arbat brewery for a taste of minsk’s hip craft brew scene.
overall, this was an extremely enjoyable and fascinating couple of days in belarus! i was blown away with how nice the people of belarus are. belarus has had a tough history and the people are still unfortunately are without many of the freedoms that we take for granted in the west, but this will inevitably change. i would encourage anyone reading this to go to belarus asap – you won’t regret it!
bratislava!
my next stop was a day-long layover in vienna, which i used to take a bus to bratislava, slovakia! the bus ride took about an hour. bratislava has a nice, sleepy old town that was very fun to walk around for a day. i climbed a hill to the city’s castle, with views over the danube river and a bridge with a ufo-shaped restaurant on top of it. there were some nice churches as well. i then crossed the danube to peruse bratislava’s largest shopping mall. the economy of slovakia has recently been doing very well, and slovakia has become a manufacturing hotspot in the european customs union. in fact, slovakia currently produces more automobiles per capita than any other country on earth.
new istanbul airport!
i intentionally worked in an layover in istanbul, because they have a brand new airport that i wanted to see! one of the largest infrastructure projects of all time and currently the largest airport in the world, it is on the european side along the black sea, about an hour north of istanbul. when at full capacity, it will handle 200 million passengers per year, twice as many as the current busiest airport in the world. upon arrival i wanted to explore it, which took about 2.5 hours. i was hoping i might be able to get into an amazing airport lounge while there, but the airport is so new they didn’t have any lounges open yet.
i took a bus to taksim square in downtown istanbul to get a place for the night, and walked around the city a bit. what a place!
malta!
my next stop was malta! this fascinating little island country has an amazing and storied history, due to its strategic geographic position in the middle of the mediterranean. it was fascinating while flying in to be able to see the entire country at once from the air. i stayed in the st. julian’s area in the urban agglomeration that makes up about a quarter of the main island around the capital valletta. st. julain’s is a hip area with lots of young people and restaurants. a corniche runs along the mediterranean which makes for some great running. malta was a british colony until its independence in the 1960s, and there are still many british tourists and expatriates there.
the next day i went to st. angelo’s fort, a large stone ediface built by the british military to protect the valletta harbor. in fact, the british military didn’t leave st. angelo’s until 1979. the fort is now a museum with great views of valletta. michealangelo was imprisoned here after a drunken brawl with a knight; eventually after a few months he was able to escape across the bay to valletta and then go on to do all his art.
a fascinating thing about the upper part of st. angelo’s fort is that it belongs to one of the most unique nations in existence – the sovereign military order of malta, not to be confused with the republic of malta which surrounds it. this group began as the knights of st. john, which has members all around the world, though it has also had a significant presence in malta for centuries. despite having no sovereign territory of their own, this fraternal order is actually recognized as a member nation of the united nations. crazy, right?!? it has a lease of the upper area of st. angelo’s fort for 99 years, and an office in rome as well.
i then took a ferry to valletta, which is europe’s smallest capital by area and sits on a peninsula surrounded by bays. there are many dense streets and tourists, especially since there were multiple cruise ships docked. the upper barrakka gardens provide a free vantage over the harbor. i went to a fascinating underground museum called the lascaris war rooms deep in the rock under valletta. these rooms were the mediterranean nerve center for the allies during world war two, and were built to be self-sufficient (and secret) even if valletta were to fall to the axis powers. very cool.
i the found out that it was european worker’s/may day that day, and that there was a huge rally in valletta. i had some beers with the union people and a europop dj before the prime minister of malta took the stage. cool!